Well blow me down if it ain’t Talk Like a Pirate Day. I’m sittin’ in irons tryin ta puzzle out a dilemma, savvy? Do I try my blog ration in proper piratical lingo, or chuck it avast and resume writing in the mundane lubber style? Tricky, sez I.

While I ponder this and attempt to reach an accord, here be Cap’n Tom Smith’s song commemeratin’ this fine day. Yo ho!