Today’s Daily Post topic was to write a list of 5 things you’re afraid to write about. This is impossible for me, as I am terrified of any kind of writing. Which in a way makes tough topics easier for me, since once I get over the initial terror of writing at all there’s little fear left for petty details like “what I am writing about.”

So instead, I’m going to steal an idea from the much-missed Ghastly’s Ghastly Comic (that link is SO not safe for work) and show you what people are typing into search engines that leads them to me. I don’t get enough traffic to do short term versions like once a month, (yet) so this is the entire list since the blog’s creation. I’ll put search terms in bold, with my own commentary in italic.

little janie q It’s such a bizarre phrase.

diaspora social network I found email from them in my spam filter. I’d almost forgotten about it.

leo tarvi That’s me!

kris arden She left a couple of comments, & for a long time her name was the #1 search term. I was worried she might have a stalker.

what does little janie q mean Haven’t a clue.

what is “little janie q” It’s a term of… endearment. Yeah, that’s it.

tumblr stoya No no, this is WordPress. Tumblr’s probably a link or two up.

stoya tumblr Did this get different results?

diaspora review social network I wonder if anyone decided whether or not to try it based on my impressions.

what does “little janie q” mean? It means that sexism is alive & well in the workplace.

gay sex Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?

diaspora social network 2011 Was it different in 2010?

janie q Yup.

leotarvi Yours, truly!

lil janie q They just keep coming!

where does the expression janie q come from If you find out, let me know!

walmart vs women Last I checked, walmart was winning.

what does little janie qs meaning Look, if you’re falling asleep at the keyboard, it might be time to change your approach.

“wars on concepts” I used to think they were stupid things that didn’t work. Now I’m starting to suspect that they’re devious things that work as intended.

diaspora social network aspects Are much like the circles in Google Plus. I wonder if that was inspiration or if Google came up with that independently.

http://www.fourain sex I have no idea. 

what mean tarvi Uh oh! Do I sound mean?

joining tumblr It’s neat, but I still prefer Livejournal.

i am getting boring We should start a club!

spider jerusalem rants Yes, yes he does.

rc murphy blog Is totally worth reading. Here’s a link!

tarvi 2011 All year, baby!

tumblr the adventures of Nah, I’ll keep them here.

porn star tumblr I’m sure there’s more than one.

recurring dream story I told mine, what’s yours?

stoya wordpress Has some pretty pictures. Bet you were disappointed with my blog!

leo september 2011 I think that depends on whether your chart adjusts for precession.

how to write a paper on women vs walmart Are you plagiarizing me?

leo legal doc Neither a lawyer nor a doctor. Advice is for entertainment purposes only. Void where prohibited.

i’m a snowflake dammit Right on! Ain’t we all? Preach it!

i learnt tumblr Well good for you, Timmy!

That was more work than I thought it would be. Serves me right, I was thinking I could slack off this time! Well, that’s all for now, I’m going to light some candles, brew some tea, and see about saving Hyrule from the king of evil. Goodnight everyone!