Why are you a Republican?
I realize it may undermine the seriousness of this question to ask it right after that Funny or Die video, but if any Republicans are reading this, I’d really like to know. Why are you a member of that party? What attracts you to it, what about it inspires loyalty? Let me know in the comments!
If you’re like to brush up on your Republican party knowledge, here’s a link to their 2008 platform.