(To the tune of “O Holy Night”)

O holy crap
A shambling horde of zombies!
The walking dead are now
coming for your brains.

How can they move?
Their bodies are decaying.
They should collapse,
into piles of dead remains!

We try to barricade
ourselves up safely
in hopes that we can
make it through the night

Aim for the head!
Or else, they’ll keep advancing!
Reload while you can,
and maybe, we’ll see the dawn!

And if
I get bit
Please don’t…
Don’t let me turn.