Why I’m in a bad mood tonight
I’d planned for my dinner: salad, ice cream, and wine.
A simple idea that made me feel fine.
But the wine rack was empty, I say to my sorrow.
The soonest I’ll have more won’t be til tomorrow.
So I finished my salad, checked the freezer with glee,
and saw that no ice cream had been left for me.
Now I am grumpy, my plans all have failed,
but at least this verse rhymes! So in that I prevailed.